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Two women were talking in heaven.
"Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?"
"I froze to death".
"How horrible" said the other woman!
"It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy.
Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
"Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?"
"I froze to death".
"How horrible" said the other woman!
"It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy.
Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early
so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
