Is Romance Dead ?

[gsteigwiler]

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send
and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being
a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her
husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee
with a friend. She sent the following text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,
sent this text back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise!
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

 

[pontiend]

That rings a bell.I have lost count of the times the phone has gone off when sat on the throne.

 

[Lazarus]

You have a Throne just for your Phone?


Decadent!