Jock's wedding

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Two young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding .

‘Ach, it’s all going like magic,’ says Jock. ‘I’ve got everything organised already – the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…..’

Archie nods approvingly.

‘Man, I’ve even bought masell a kilt to get married in’ continues Jock.

‘A kilt?’ exclaims Archie, ‘That’s grand, you’ll look pure smart, to be sure. And what’s tha tartan?

‘Och,’ says Jock, ‘I’d imagine she’ll be in white.’
 
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