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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 50139" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p>A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. </p><p></p><p>His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with its left foot so I tied it to a pole. </p><p></p><p>I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied her right leg to a pole too. </p><p></p><p>As soon as I finished milking her she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up the tail with my belt. </p><p></p><p>As I was tying up the tail my pants dropped down and then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 50139, member: 176203"] A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with its left foot so I tied it to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied her right leg to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking her she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up the tail with my belt. As I was tying up the tail my pants dropped down and then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain! [/QUOTE]
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