Kids Thoughts On Relationships

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HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10.

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10.


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. Camille, age 10.



No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his age.)



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. Derrick, age 8




WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8.




WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?)

On the first day, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10.


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. Pam, age 7.



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that. Curt, age 7.


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8.



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm never
going to have s_x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8.


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)


And the number one favorite.



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10.


 

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How do you tell the difference between a married and a dating couple? Its easy the married couple dont talk to each other! :D
 

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How did you know waverider???
 
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