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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 76096" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite53" alt=":confused" title="Confused :confused" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused" /> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">then. Camille, age 10.</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his age.)</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the same kids. Derrick, age 8</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span>Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8.</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">On the first day, they just tell each other lies and that usually</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"></span>When they're rich. Pam, age 7.</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">that. Curt, age 7.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8.</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm never</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">going to have s_x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Theodore, age 8.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">And the number one favorite.</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple">HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Ricky, age 10.</span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 76096, member: 186250"] :confused: [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY[/color] You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10. [/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10. [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? [/color]Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his age.)[/size][/font] [size=3][font=Arial] [/font][/size] [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? [/color]You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8[/size][/font] [size=3][font=Arial] [/font][/size] [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? [/color]Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8.[/size][/font] [size=3][font=Arial] [/font][/size] [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? [/color]Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?) [/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]On the first day, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10. [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? [/color]When they're rich. Pam, age 7.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8.[/size][/font] [size=3][font=Arial] [/font][/size] [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?[/color][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm never going to have s_x with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]And the number one favorite.[/size][/font] [size=3][font=Arial] [/font][/size] [font=Arial][size=3][color=purple]HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?[/color][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3]Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][/font] [/QUOTE]
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