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libido

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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#1
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin'.

'Not a problem', replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when
you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went'.

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith! Twas horrid!
Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and
with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell
you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the s_x your husband
provided wasn't good'?

'Twas the best s_x I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll
never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
 

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#2
So now its called star****s :-rofl2(delete where apropriate)