- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll
remember this lady:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a s_x shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter
and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
remember this lady:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a s_x shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter
and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
