living will

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#1
A man and his wife were sitting together in the living room. He turned to her and said:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
pull the plug."

His wife then got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all of his beer.

:-fcm
 

gameboy

Ding Dang Doo
Messages
4,305
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5
My Satellite Setup
DreamBox 7000s - Nokia Freeview - Several GameBoys - DS Lite - ZX81 - SNES - N64 - Saturn - Dreamcast - PlayStation - PS2 - Gamecube - PSP - iPod - iPhone - XBox - PS3 - Wii - iPad - No Life!
My Location
Scotland
#2
Just hope mine never reads this....

:-snowman
 

wolfav

Regular Member
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470
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0
My Satellite Setup
two sky+amstrad boxes
technomate5500ci+ with 80cm motarised dish irderto cam mr mrev +dragoncam blue tit numerous fun cards infinity pheonix compaq and dell on wirelessrouter
My Location
no mans land
#3
if the wife did that to me she would have to go
 

RedDevil_UK

Specialist Contributor
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My Satellite Setup
Dreambox 7000S, VU+ Solo2, 1.1m Dish, Moteck SG-2100A DISEQC Motor
My Location
Rochdale
#5
Woman with a death wish....

i dont condone wife beating but.... there are some things even my wife wouldnt get away with.

Just kidding :D

Im big and brave on here, cos i know my wife dont read this forum lol
 
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