Mamster Removers

Tiggy

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#1
A man wakes up one morning and there's 3 Mamster's on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Mamster Removers." He calls the number, and the Mamster remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The Mamster remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the Mamster's off the roof with this baseball bat. When the Mamster's fall off, the pit bull is trained to grab their nuts and not let go. The Mamster's will then be subdued enough for me to put them in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the Mamster's knock ME off the roof, shoot the bloody dog!

:-mamster :-mamster :-mamster

Regards,
Tiggy
 

rolfw

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#2
LOL, an oldy but very goody. :) :-lmao
 

T_G

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#3
I had to drag this old thread out as a picture of the mamster has been finally made puplic. All those years wherre people said they saw a big cat out in the marsh, all it was was this Mamster!

P.S some people have powerful computers and too much time on their hands
 

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Prophessor

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Sorry dudes, but what is a mamster? Googled for it but only got confused.
 

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#5
It sits on your roof.

;)
 

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#6
It keeps the wheels of the forum server running.
 

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Prophessor said:
Sorry dudes, but what is a mamster? Googled for it but only got confused.
Its an in joke between the admin staff which arose after an unfortunate typo I made 6 months ago....:-doh!
 

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Yes A/S Your the cause of all the trouble these thingys make.
And Chelsea better get the mamsters out next week too.
 
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