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<blockquote data-quote="Tiggy" data-source="post: 134324" data-attributes="member: 175170"><p>A man wakes up one morning and there's 3 Mamster's on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Mamster Removers." He calls the number, and the Mamster remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.</p><p></p><p>The Mamster remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the Mamster's off the roof with this baseball bat. When the Mamster's fall off, the pit bull is trained to grab their nuts and not let go. The Mamster's will then be subdued enough for me to put them in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.</p><p></p><p>"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the Mamster's knock ME off the roof, shoot the bloody dog!</p><p></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite64" alt=":-mamster" title="Mamster :-mamster" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-mamster" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite64" alt=":-mamster" title="Mamster :-mamster" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-mamster" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite64" alt=":-mamster" title="Mamster :-mamster" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-mamster" /> </p><p></p><p>Regards,</p><p>Tiggy</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tiggy, post: 134324, member: 175170"] A man wakes up one morning and there's 3 Mamster's on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Mamster Removers." He calls the number, and the Mamster remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The Mamster remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the Mamster's off the roof with this baseball bat. When the Mamster's fall off, the pit bull is trained to grab their nuts and not let go. The Mamster's will then be subdued enough for me to put them in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the Mamster's knock ME off the roof, shoot the bloody dog! :-mamster :-mamster :-mamster Regards, Tiggy [/QUOTE]
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