Man marries goat

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having s_x with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


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I think Mr Alifi knows more than he is letting on.
 

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Hi hope they'll be very happy together and have lots of kids. I wonder if they will take to the father or the mother... hmmm... :-nuts :-rofl2
 

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Will he eat her?
After this amazing news I think a whole bunch of people from all sorts of countries will be emigrating to this village.
 

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Channel Hopper said:
I think Mr Alifi knows more than he is letting on.
I think so too.Mr Alifi is the goats pimp.:-rofl2
 

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Quite a few goat recipes available...... maybe he was marinading before cooking:rolleyes:
 

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He is going to eat it. He´s already put in the stuffing.
 

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His wife wondered why his d*ck tasted of halloumi :D
 

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There used to be a saying, "You are getting on my goat", which meant annoying me, although this is "getting up my goat" so it may not count.
 
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