Marriage

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Prince of Birthdays
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Sweden
BEFORE MARIAGE:
John- Ah...at last. I can hardly wait!
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane- Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance I get!
Jane- Will you hit me?
John- Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane- Can I trust you?
John- Yes.
Jane- Darling!



AFTER MARRIAGE:

(Read from the bottom back to the top.) :-rofl2

 

Park Royal

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Very, very, very good:-rofl2
Parky
 

PaulR

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Very clever. Good one.
 

Zorba

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Nice one mate
 
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