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waverider said:
LOL....How about the really hairy sweaty armpits with smelly dew drops dangling on the end of each hair ! Has to be your biggest nightmare with those in range when the Milf is riding on top! :D
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Not as bad as those 'grossagram' invitees, usually to play havoc with the groom on a chav stag night, where the strings holding the fabric of underwear are now invisible within the multiple folds of undulating flesh.
 
Double Eeeeuw

Too much information...
 
I watch now and then and only on a daily basis a few days out of every month ;)
 
image said:
I watch now and then and only on a daily basis a few days out of every month ;)
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When I went to school daily meant everyday ;)
 
Topper said:
When I went to school daily meant everyday ;)
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Yeah but that was so long ago nobody remembers it.
Time have changed I am afraid :)
 
T_G said:
Yeah but that was so long ago nobody remembers it.
Time have changed I am afraid :)
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So daily means how long?
15 minutes,
15 seconds ?
 
HB13DISH said:
I heard on the news last week that in Israel there are a lot of cases where married women are asking for divorce because their husband is spending too much time watching mature content
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That's because Israeli women get way too involved in what other people are doing perhaps ? ;)
 
j..m said:
That's because Israeli women get way too involved in what other people are doing perhaps ? ;)
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I don't think so. They just don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves without them.
Which reminds of a long running joke:
The wife looks in the mirror in the morning, take a long sigh of pleasure and says: He deserves this.
 
HB13DISH said:
I don't think so. They just don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves without them.
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Lol some don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves at all. With or without them :-rofl2
 
Topper said:
When I went to school daily meant everyday ;)
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I guess I didn't pay enough attention in school. That must be why I fit satellite dishes for a living.
I did however learn the definition of the word 'pedant'.
 
That's a big jump from

1) I am single and don't watch mature content at all...

TO...

2) I am single and watch mature content more than one hour a day...

How about, I am single and watch mature content for about 15 minutes per day. Enough time to get a result. :D
 
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