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A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.

The Department of Employment & Pensions claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 Years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week Plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.

He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.


………..That would be me,' replied the farmer
 

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haha thats good
 

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Thats sure a cracker that one.

wurzel. :-rofl2
 

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It´s a bit from life really - funny but true :)
 
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