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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 529740" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.</p><p></p><p>The Department of Employment & Pensions claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.</p><p></p><p>'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.</p><p></p><p>'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 Years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.</p><p></p><p>The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week Plus free room and board.</p><p></p><p>Then there's the half-wit. </p><p>He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.</p><p></p><p>He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'</p><p></p><p>That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.</p><p></p><p></p><p>………..That would be me,' replied the farmer</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 529740, member: 186250"] A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire. The Department of Employment & Pensions claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 Years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board. The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week Plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent. ………..That would be me,' replied the farmer [/QUOTE]
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