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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 59657" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>Mr Black and Mr white both die at the same time and arrive at the gates of heaven. </p><p>St peter calls ofrward Mr Black first and starts looking through his history file...St peter comments...you've been a good man, you were kind to your wife, a good father to your childern, you went to church regularly and always gave to local charities. </p><p>I have just one question for you. </p><p>Did you ever cheat on your wife? Mr Black replies 'no never, i was 100% faithful' St Peters nods and says, for your reward, you will get a brand new ferrari every year that your here and you will be allowed to drive around heaven in it, you will also get free petrol for eternity. He handed Mr Black the keys and off he went. </p><p></p><p>St peter called forward Mr white, he looked through his history file and commented 'you have been a reasonably good man, you were a hard worker, you looked after your family , and you gave sometimes to charities, i have one question for you...'were you ever unfaithful to your wife?' Mr white thought there was no point in lying so said 'yes i was, shortly after i got married i cheated on my wife three times' </p><p></p><p>St Peter then said...ok you will be given a fiat panda and you will have to make it last eternity and you will also have to buy your own petrol. </p><p></p><p>12 months later Mr white is sitting at traffic lights and Mr black pulls alongside him in a brand spanking new 355 spider... Mr white looks over and see's Mr black looking very depressed and sad...he rolls down his window and says to Mr Black 'why the long face? You have a beautiful new ferrari and free petrol, i'm driving about in this grapefruit and its costing me a fortune in repairs and petrol.... </p><p>Mr Black replies 'I've just seen my wife on a bike!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 59657, member: 176641"] Mr Black and Mr white both die at the same time and arrive at the gates of heaven. St peter calls ofrward Mr Black first and starts looking through his history file...St peter comments...you've been a good man, you were kind to your wife, a good father to your childern, you went to church regularly and always gave to local charities. I have just one question for you. Did you ever cheat on your wife? Mr Black replies 'no never, i was 100% faithful' St Peters nods and says, for your reward, you will get a brand new ferrari every year that your here and you will be allowed to drive around heaven in it, you will also get free petrol for eternity. He handed Mr Black the keys and off he went. St peter called forward Mr white, he looked through his history file and commented 'you have been a reasonably good man, you were a hard worker, you looked after your family , and you gave sometimes to charities, i have one question for you...'were you ever unfaithful to your wife?' Mr white thought there was no point in lying so said 'yes i was, shortly after i got married i cheated on my wife three times' St Peter then said...ok you will be given a fiat panda and you will have to make it last eternity and you will also have to buy your own petrol. 12 months later Mr white is sitting at traffic lights and Mr black pulls alongside him in a brand spanking new 355 spider... Mr white looks over and see's Mr black looking very depressed and sad...he rolls down his window and says to Mr Black 'why the long face? You have a beautiful new ferrari and free petrol, i'm driving about in this grapefruit and its costing me a fortune in repairs and petrol.... Mr Black replies 'I've just seen my wife on a bike!' [/QUOTE]
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