Log in
Register
Menu
Log in
Register
Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
More Jokes
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 59869" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>The Parable of the Donkey</p><p></p><p>An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on</p><p>the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed</p><p>some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and</p><p>the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were</p><p>right, so they changed positions.</p><p></p><p>Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes</p><p>that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon</p><p>they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk</p><p>when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.</p><p></p><p>Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to</p><p>put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were</p><p>probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed</p><p>the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the</p><p>river and drowned.</p><p></p><p>The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as</p><p>well kiss your ass good-bye.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 59869, member: 176641"] The Parable of the Donkey An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
More Jokes
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn more…
Top