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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 61292" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>Two builders from New Zealand, called Phil and Mick, are working at the top of a high rise building site. Phil turns to Mick & says "I've gotta take a p1ss, but there's nowhere to go". </p><p>"Walk out to the end of that plank" replies Mick. "I'll stand on this end and balance it" </p><p>"Are You sure Mick?"</p><p>"Yep, no worries mate"</p><p>"100 %?"</p><p>"YES!"</p><p>So out goes Phil to take a p1ss, but before he's finished, the lunch siren sounds. Mick forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off the plank. Phil of course, is a goner.</p><p></p><p>Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman and a New Zealander are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest.</p><p></p><p>Wazza the Aussie says "Mate, I've been known to miss a p1ss-up </p><p>session down at the pub with me mates trying to crack on the Sheila's!"</p><p></p><p>Pierre, the Frenchman says "Non, non, non. We French chase ze women weeth much zest and geev to zem gifts of love like French champagne to ween zeir affection. Eet ees us for sure"</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile Bob the New Zealander sits laughing & says "No no, you blokes are both wrong. The other month I was walking past a building site at home, following these 2 gorgeous looking birds, and this bloke came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming "C**T!!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 61292, member: 176641"] Two builders from New Zealand, called Phil and Mick, are working at the top of a high rise building site. Phil turns to Mick & says "I've gotta take a p1ss, but there's nowhere to go". "Walk out to the end of that plank" replies Mick. "I'll stand on this end and balance it" "Are You sure Mick?" "Yep, no worries mate" "100 %?" "YES!" So out goes Phil to take a p1ss, but before he's finished, the lunch siren sounds. Mick forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off the plank. Phil of course, is a goner. Several months later an Australian, a Frenchman and a New Zealander are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest. Wazza the Aussie says "Mate, I've been known to miss a p1ss-up session down at the pub with me mates trying to crack on the Sheila's!" Pierre, the Frenchman says "Non, non, non. We French chase ze women weeth much zest and geev to zem gifts of love like French champagne to ween zeir affection. Eet ees us for sure" Meanwhile Bob the New Zealander sits laughing & says "No no, you blokes are both wrong. The other month I was walking past a building site at home, following these 2 gorgeous looking birds, and this bloke came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming "C**T!!!!" [/QUOTE]
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