- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said "You are obviously not listening".
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Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travellers) or C.*.N.T.S. for short.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow".
I said "You are obviously not listening".
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Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travellers) or C.*.N.T.S. for short.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.