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PaulR

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Wirral, NW UK
Before I play a game of cards, I like to sprinkle a little sugar over the pack.

I’ve found it helps to sweeten the deal.

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I’ve just been caught stealing full stops.

I’m looking at a lengthy sentence.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I bumped into a dyslexic Yorkshireman the other day. I knew he was from Yorkshire because he was wearing a cat flap

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As a child I had a dreadful phobia of pantomines, but it’s behind me now.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
 
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