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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 366111" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">D A M N I T O L</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">ST. M O M M A'S W O R T</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">P E P T O B I M B O</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">D U M B E R O L</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">F L I P I T O R</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">M E N I C I L L I N </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #983200"><span style="color: #983200"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">BUYAGRA</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">J A C K A S S P I R I N </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">N A G A M E N T</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="color: #bf0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">S L I P I T TO ER </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="color: #7e007e"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">No explanation needed </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 366111, member: 186250"] [COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]D A M N I T O L[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]ST. M O M M A'S W O R T[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]P E P T O B I M B O[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]D U M B E R O L[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]F L I P I T O R[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]M E N I C I L L I N [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. " [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#983200][COLOR=#983200][FONT=Verdana]BUYAGRA[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]J A C K A S S P I R I N [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]N A G A M E N T[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana] When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#bf0000][COLOR=#bf0000][FONT=Verdana]S L I P I T TO ER [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7e007e][COLOR=#7e007e][FONT=Verdana]No explanation needed [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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