Nicotine patches

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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicotine patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis..'

The other one replies, 'No you are incorrect it's working just fine. I'm down to just two butts a day.'
 
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