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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1035264" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>A man is driving past a mental hospital when he gets a flat tyre. He goes out to change the tyre, and sees that one of the patients is watching him through the fence.</p><p></p><p>Nervous, trying to work quickly, he jacks up the car, takes off the wheel, puts the wheel nuts into the hubcap and then steps on the hubcap sending the wheel nuts clattering into a drain.</p><p></p><p>The mental patient is still watching him through the fence. The motorist desperately looks into the drain, but the wheel nuts are gone. The patient is still watching.</p><p></p><p>The motorist paces back and forth, trying to think of what to do, and the patient says, "Take one wheel nut off each of the other wheels, and you'll have three wheel nuts on each"</p><p></p><p>"That's brilliant!" says the motorist, "what's someone like you doing in an asylum?"</p><p></p><p>"I'm here because I'm crazy" says the patient, "not because I'm stupid."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1035264, member: 176256"] A man is driving past a mental hospital when he gets a flat tyre. He goes out to change the tyre, and sees that one of the patients is watching him through the fence. Nervous, trying to work quickly, he jacks up the car, takes off the wheel, puts the wheel nuts into the hubcap and then steps on the hubcap sending the wheel nuts clattering into a drain. The mental patient is still watching him through the fence. The motorist desperately looks into the drain, but the wheel nuts are gone. The patient is still watching. The motorist paces back and forth, trying to think of what to do, and the patient says, "Take one wheel nut off each of the other wheels, and you'll have three wheel nuts on each" "That's brilliant!" says the motorist, "what's someone like you doing in an asylum?" "I'm here because I'm crazy" says the patient, "not because I'm stupid." [/QUOTE]
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