OK, you are out in a club picking up a girl. Or maybe not?

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h**p://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/#

My score was about half, I was too suspicious :)
 
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Fifteen out of sixteen, just the bottom left hand corner fooled me. Phew. :)
 
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RESPECT dude!

Don't forget to vote!
 
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Fifteen out of sixteen, just the bottom left hand corner fooled me. Phew. :)
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Quiz I just tried there were 7 side-by-sides (is that 14?)

Got them all right:D Being a homo has its advantages.

The last Q was a bit dumb. They were both male??

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Cheek, chin and nose surgery is part of the process these days - must be even more worrying for hetros out on the town.

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lol I suspected you'd get a high score...I never spend enough time in bars and clubs...
 
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i got 13 out of 16 some was obivous but other was 50/50 guess
 
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i got 13 out of 16 too... im still disturbed by the 3 that caught me out!! :-ohmy

so in other words if i go out and trap off on Canal st (Manchesters mature content village) im going to end up with 3 men in 16 attempts!!!

if i ever needed a reason to stay faithful to my wife this is it LOL

TG, i would say the advice applies to you too, looking at your score ehehhe....
 
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I was really worried when I only got 11/16, but now I'm terrified as I've just discovered that my wife is a man.:-rofl2

As a matter of interest she got 11 out of 16 as well, just wait till she finds out I'm a women.:D
 
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[my wife is a man]

Indeed.

If your new-found partner uses knickers three sizes too small - be afraid. Be very afraid, LOL.

Mind you, if, in the heat of the moment, you notice that - its probably too late anyway! hehe.:-rofl2 :-rofl2

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RedDevil_UK said:
TG, i would say the advice applies to you too, looking at your score ehehhe....
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I found most of the men, I failed so badly because I thought many of the ladies were men as well...I am too careful :eek:
 
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..I am too careful :eek:
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[read: Am I too careful?]

Funny nevertheless. Blokes (with wives) being caught out - that's funny!

What is funnier - is when they spend an age trying to explain their crap score :-rofl2 :-rofl2 :-rofl2

..... Like the discussion one might have had in 1987 - trying to justify the fact that you have just bought a Skoda!

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12/16, strangely Guinnevere got the same as me.

That bottom left one is a psycological ploy, in that tilting the head indicates a submissive posture clasically shown by women in conversation with men who interest them.



L.:)
 
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LOL, that's an observation Lance. hehe.

What would be interesting would be to find out which 'blokes' caught everyone out. I guess we will find some harmony on that.

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They are all cheap tarts trying to catch a poor randy bloke....shame on them :D
 
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Nearly half right, 7 out of 16.

Good job I'm not allowed out in clubs any more...
 
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If you look at the girls on cams.com its scary how many of them are obviously blokes.......
 
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Oh dear 10 in the quiz. I think that means Im not safe to be let out on my own :-lmao
 
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