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Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Old Tom
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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 961176" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>Old Bob goes to see his friend Old Tom who is getting a bit forgetful in his old age. Eventually the conversation gets round to Bob asking Tom if he is going on holiday this year.</p><p></p><p>Tom says “Yes we’re having a week in …emmm…”</p><p></p><p>Bob says “Blackpool again?”</p><p></p><p>“No no no” says Tom “It’s…emmm…”</p><p></p><p>“Skegness?” asks Bob</p><p></p><p>“No no no” says Tom “Oh what’s it called?”</p><p></p><p>“Scarborough?” asks Bob</p><p></p><p>“No no no” answers Tom “What do you call that green stuff that grows up the side of houses?”</p><p></p><p>Bob says “Ivy?”</p><p></p><p>“THAT’S IT!” cries Tom “IVY! Where are we going on holiday this year?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 961176, member: 176256"] Old Bob goes to see his friend Old Tom who is getting a bit forgetful in his old age. Eventually the conversation gets round to Bob asking Tom if he is going on holiday this year. Tom says “Yes we’re having a week in …emmm…” Bob says “Blackpool again?” “No no no” says Tom “It’s…emmm…” “Skegness?” asks Bob “No no no” says Tom “Oh what’s it called?” “Scarborough?” asks Bob “No no no” answers Tom “What do you call that green stuff that grows up the side of houses?” Bob says “Ivy?” “THAT’S IT!” cries Tom “IVY! Where are we going on holiday this year?” [/QUOTE]
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