Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota,
takes a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he
falls to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad
is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiancé, Lena, is still
a Virgin - in every vay.'
The doctor told him, 'Olof, I'll have to put your willy in
a splint to let
it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay by next
week, but leave it
in there as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors
and formed a
neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive
work of art.
Olof mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they
go on their
honeymoon to Duluth.
That night in the motel 6, Lena rips open her blouse to
reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'Olof...you’re
the first vun! No vun
has EVER seen deez.'
Olof immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis
Lena...still in
DA CRATE
takes a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he
falls to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad
is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiancé, Lena, is still
a Virgin - in every vay.'
The doctor told him, 'Olof, I'll have to put your willy in
a splint to let
it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay by next
week, but leave it
in there as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors
and formed a
neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive
work of art.
Olof mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they
go on their
honeymoon to Duluth.
That night in the motel 6, Lena rips open her blouse to
reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'Olof...you’re
the first vun! No vun
has EVER seen deez.'
Olof immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis
Lena...still in
DA CRATE