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Oral s_x

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Prince of Birthdays
Staff member
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My Satellite Setup
Dream7020 and AZ Elite and a few DM800
My Location
Sweden
#1
Survey:

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral s_x":

a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 8% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 89% appreciated the silence.:p
 

PaulR

Dazed and Confused Admin
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My Satellite Setup
--------See sig--------
My Location
Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
#2
Good one, made me laugh out loud.
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
Messages
9,309
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1,658
My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#3
3+8+89=101%.... :confused

Someone made a mistake there, but it is true, the silence is great.... :D
 

johnsattuk

Regular Member
Messages
433
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2
My Satellite Setup
Topfield 5800 Echostar3000,DB7000, Relook 400S, Humax HDC2000, 55cm Fibo Gregorian dish with waveguide and Motek 2100 mod, 90cm Fibo Gregorian dish, 120cm Fibo Gregorian dish on a 1224 motor with waveguide
My Location
West Mids, UK
#4

rolfw

Believe it when I see it Admin.
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My Satellite Setup
See signature
My Location
Berkshire
#5
LOL, back to school for you 2CV. :-lmao
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
Messages
9,309
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1,658
My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#6
rolfw said:
LOL, back to school for you 2CV. :-lmao
Yep, someone made a mistake, I pressed 9 instead of 8 on my calculator.... :D
 

Analoguesat

Administrator
Staff member
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8,115
Location
Scottish Borders
My Satellite Setup
TM 5402HD
Skybox F3
Sky+ UK.
My Location
Scottish Borders
#7
Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening :D

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
Messages
9,309
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1,658
My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#8
Analoguesat said:
Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening :D

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)
If people didn't want us to use calculators, they shouldn't be available to buy, or even built into windows.... :p
 

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#9
2cvbloke said:
or even built into windows.... :p
I have glass in my windows:) :) :-rofl2

and a calculator in my head... amongst other things
 

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#10
You been playing with your Kirby too much :confused
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
Messages
9,309
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1,658
My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#11
zorba said:
You been playing with your Kirby too much :confused
Which one? I have two (with a possible 3rd on the way...)... :p
 

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
Staff member
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21,446
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3,208
My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#12
2cvbloke said:
(with a possible 3rd on the way...)... :p
Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-rofl2:):-worship
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
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My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#13
Topper said:
Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-rofl2:):-worship
No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years... :p
 

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#14
2cvbloke said:
No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years... :p
You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?:-rofl2
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
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9,309
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My Satellite Setup
No satellite stuff for the moment (aside from a 43cm minidish that was on the house already), Samsung SyncMaster T27B550 Smart TV & Monitor, and a few computers...
My Location
Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
#15
zorba said:
You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?:-rofl2
Only the contents, seeing how I live in Lancashire and he lives in Co. Durham... :p