Oral s_x

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Prince of Birthdays
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Sweden
Survey:

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral s_x":

a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 8% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 89% appreciated the silence.:p
 

PaulR

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Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
Good one, made me laugh out loud.
 

2cvbloke

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Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
3+8+89=101%.... :confused

Someone made a mistake there, but it is true, the silence is great.... :D
 

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rolfw

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Berkshire
LOL, back to school for you 2CV. :-lmao
 

2cvbloke

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Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
rolfw said:
LOL, back to school for you 2CV. :-lmao

Yep, someone made a mistake, I pressed 9 instead of 8 on my calculator.... :D
 

Analoguesat

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Sky+ UK.
My Location
Scottish Borders
Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening :D

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)
 

2cvbloke

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Analoguesat said:
Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening :D

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)

If people didn't want us to use calculators, they shouldn't be available to buy, or even built into windows.... :p
 

Topper

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My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
2cvbloke said:
or even built into windows.... :p

I have glass in my windows:) :) :-rofl2

and a calculator in my head... amongst other things
 

Zorba

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You been playing with your Kirby too much :confused
 

2cvbloke

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zorba said:
You been playing with your Kirby too much :confused

Which one? I have two (with a possible 3rd on the way...)... :p
 

Topper

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My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
2cvbloke said:
(with a possible 3rd on the way...)... :p

Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-rofl2:):-worship
 

2cvbloke

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Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
Topper said:
Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-rofl2:):-worship

No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years... :p
 

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2cvbloke said:
No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years... :p
You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?:-rofl2
 

2cvbloke

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Near Pontop Pike, Co. Durham
zorba said:
You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?:-rofl2

Only the contents, seeing how I live in Lancashire and he lives in Co. Durham... :p
 
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