Oral s_x

[dig deep]

Survey:

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral s_x":

a.. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 8% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 89% appreciated the silence.

 

[PaulR]

Good one, made me laugh out loud.

 

[2cvbloke]

3+8+89=101%....

Someone made a mistake there, but it is true, the silence is great....

 

[johnsattuk]

3+8+89=101%....

 

[rolfw]

LOL, back to school for you 2CV.

 

[2cvbloke]

LOL, back to school for you 2CV.

Yep, someone made a mistake, I pressed 9 instead of 8 on my calculator....

 

[Analoguesat]

Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)

 

[2cvbloke]

Calculator?? Bloody hell I worked it out in my head & Ive had 4 pints this evening

Go and stand in the corner with the dunces cap on ;)

If people didn't want us to use calculators, they shouldn't be available to buy, or even built into windows....

 

[Topper]

or even built into windows....

I have glass in my windows

and a calculator in my head... amongst other things

 

[Zorba]

You been playing with your Kirby too much

 

[2cvbloke]

You been playing with your Kirby too much

Which one? I have two (with a possible 3rd on the way...)...

 

[Topper]

(with a possible 3rd on the way...)...

Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-worship

 

[2cvbloke]

Is that a Kirby in the oven? caused by you forgetting to put you dust bag on?:-worship

No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years...

 

[Zorba]

No, just one from my Dad's shed which I haven't seen for 8 or 9 years...

You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?

 

[2cvbloke]

You haven't seen your dads shed for 8 or 9 years?

Only the contents, seeing how I live in Lancashire and he lives in Co. Durham...