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[FONT=&quot]The list below is taken from actual answers on Les Dennis' popular hit show Family Fortunes.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Please bear in mind that these people were playing for big cash prizes and should therefore be making an effort.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Q: Name something a blind person might use A: A sword
Q: Name a bird with a long neck A: Naomi Campbell
Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch A: A burglar
Q: Name a famous brother & sister A: Bonnie & Clyde
Q: Name a dangerous race A: The Arabs
Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers A: A horse
Q: Name something that floats in the bath A: Water [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Name something that you wear on a beach A: A deck chair
Q: Name something that is red A: My cardigan
Q: Name a famous cowboy A: Buck Rogers[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Name a famous royal A: Mail[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A number that you have to memorise A: 7[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you do before going to bed A: Sleep[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you put on walls A: Roofs
Q: Something in the garden that is green A: Shed[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A: A bicycle with wings
Q: Something that you might be allergic to A: Skiing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Name a famous bridge A: Bridge over troubled waters[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that a cat does A: Goes to the toilet[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you do in the bathroom A: Decorate[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Name an animal that you might see at the Zoo A: A dog[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something associated with the police A: A pig
Q: A sign of the zodiac A: April
Q: Something that is slippery A: A con-man[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A kind of ache A: A fillet-O-fish[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A food that can be brown or white A: A potato[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A jacket potato topping A: Jam[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A famous Scotsman A: Jock[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Another famous Scotsman A: Vinnie Jones[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something with a hole in it A: A window [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A non living object with legs A: A plant[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A domestic animal A: A leopard[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A part of the body beginning with "N" A: Knee[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: A way of cooking fish A: Cod[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you open other than a door A: Your bowels[/FONT]
 

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LOL, some of those are priceless. :-lmao
 

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They are good and well worth repeating!
 

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PaulR said:
They are good and well worth repeating!
Sorry don't remember them being posted before:eek::-Nooo
 

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Urrrrrm, possibly not here I suppose (I just tried a quick search) but I've seen them elsewhere and also seen Les Dennis talking about some of them on TV.

And anyway, who said that I was talking in the past? I could have been saying that they could bear repeating again...
 
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