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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 408070" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong>[FONT=&quot]The list below is taken from actual answers on Les Dennis' popular hit show Family Fortunes.[/FONT]</strong></p><p><strong>[FONT=&quot]Please bear in mind that these people were playing for big cash prizes and should therefore be making an effort.[/FONT]</strong></p><p></p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Name something a blind person might use A: A sword</p><p>Q: Name a bird with a long neck A: Naomi Campbell</p><p>Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch A: A burglar</p><p>Q: Name a famous brother & sister A: Bonnie & Clyde</p><p>Q: Name a dangerous race A: The Arabs</p><p>Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers A: A horse</p><p>Q: Name something that floats in the bath A: Water [/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Name something that you wear on a beach A: A deck chair</p><p>Q: Name something that is red A: My cardigan</p><p>Q: Name a famous cowboy A: Buck Rogers[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Name a famous royal A: Mail[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A number that you have to memorise A: 7[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you do before going to bed A: Sleep[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you put on walls A: Roofs</p><p>Q: Something in the garden that is green A: Shed[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A: A bicycle with wings</p><p>Q: Something that you might be allergic to A: Skiing[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Name a famous bridge A: Bridge over troubled waters[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that a cat does A: Goes to the toilet[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you do in the bathroom A: Decorate[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Name an animal that you might see at the Zoo A: A dog[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something associated with the police A: A pig</p><p>Q: A sign of the zodiac A: April</p><p>Q: Something that is slippery A: A con-man[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A kind of ache A: A fillet-O-fish[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A food that can be brown or white A: A potato[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A jacket potato topping A: Jam[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A famous Scotsman A: Jock[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Another famous Scotsman A: Vinnie Jones[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something with a hole in it A: A window [/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A non living object with legs A: A plant[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A domestic animal A: A leopard[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A part of the body beginning with "N" A: Knee[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: A way of cooking fish A: Cod[/FONT]</p><p>[FONT=&quot]Q: Something that you open other than a door A: Your bowels[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 408070, member: 186250"] [B][FONT="]The list below is taken from actual answers on Les Dennis' popular hit show Family Fortunes.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]Please bear in mind that these people were playing for big cash prizes and should therefore be making an effort.[/FONT][/B] [FONT="]Q: Name something a blind person might use A: A sword Q: Name a bird with a long neck A: Naomi Campbell Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch A: A burglar Q: Name a famous brother & sister A: Bonnie & Clyde Q: Name a dangerous race A: The Arabs Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers A: A horse Q: Name something that floats in the bath A: Water [/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Name something that you wear on a beach A: A deck chair Q: Name something that is red A: My cardigan Q: Name a famous cowboy A: Buck Rogers[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Name a famous royal A: Mail[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A number that you have to memorise A: 7[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that you do before going to bed A: Sleep[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that you put on walls A: Roofs Q: Something in the garden that is green A: Shed[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A: A bicycle with wings Q: Something that you might be allergic to A: Skiing[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Name a famous bridge A: Bridge over troubled waters[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that a cat does A: Goes to the toilet[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that you do in the bathroom A: Decorate[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Name an animal that you might see at the Zoo A: A dog[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something associated with the police A: A pig Q: A sign of the zodiac A: April Q: Something that is slippery A: A con-man[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A kind of ache A: A fillet-O-fish[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A food that can be brown or white A: A potato[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A jacket potato topping A: Jam[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A famous Scotsman A: Jock[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Another famous Scotsman A: Vinnie Jones[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something with a hole in it A: A window [/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A non living object with legs A: A plant[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A domestic animal A: A leopard[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A part of the body beginning with "N" A: Knee[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: A way of cooking fish A: Cod[/FONT] [FONT="]Q: Something that you open other than a door A: Your bowels[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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