Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the tiles. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".
Mick duly breaks into the depot. Having been gone for about twenty five minutes Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus looking up and shaking his head.
"What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy".
Paddy, holding his head in his hands in disbelief, shouts "Ya bloody eegit Mick, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!".
Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".
Mick duly breaks into the depot. Having been gone for about twenty five minutes Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus looking up and shaking his head.
"What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy".
Paddy, holding his head in his hands in disbelief, shouts "Ya bloody eegit Mick, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!".