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My Satellite Setup
80cm Motorised.
Several small Dishes.
Much else.
My Location
North York Moors
There are four people on a plane: David Beckham, George W. Bush, a Doctor and a Schoolboy.

Suddenly, the plane nosedives and they have to bail out - but there are only three parachutes.

Beckham claims one, saying "I'm one of the greatest footballers ever so I deserve a parachute". He grabs one and jumps out.

George W. says "I'm one of the most famous politicians ever", grabs a parachute and jumps out.

The Doctor turns to the Schoolboy and says " I've had a long and fulfilling life but you're still young - take the last parachute"

"Don't worry", says the Schoolboy, "there are two parachutes left: George Bush took my schoolbag"