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Frank decided that he wanted to throw a party to celebrate his good fortune and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and drinking. At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million pounds to anyone who has the balls to jump in.’

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Frank says, ‘Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million pounds.’ ‘Nah, you're all right, I don’t want it,’ said Colin.

Frank said, ‘But, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million pounds then?’ ‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Colin.

Frank said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again, Colin said “No.”

Confused, Frank asked, ‘Well Colin, then what do you want? Colin replied, ‘I just want the bastard who pushed me in.’
 

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