Perspectives on Marriage

Zorba

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I was married 25 years ago,
One day I took a look at my wife and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but it was OK because, I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and 55" plasma screen TV,but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises....
 

BarMoo

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Sure thats been posted here before zorb ;-)) [read: marks source for jokes = sats.uk]

Funny - and brutally true though, hehe.
 

Zorba

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probably, but I dont have time to read all the funnies,or remember where I "borrowed" the joke from
 
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