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<blockquote data-quote="Luxsatview" data-source="post: 425174" data-attributes="member: 189622"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, ''Pierre, kiss me!!'' Our hero grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">''What are you doing, Pierre?'' says the startled Marie.</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'' She smiles and they start kissing.</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, ''Pierre, kiss me lower.'' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">''Pierre! what are you doing?!'' asks the bewildered Marie.</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, ''Pierre, kiss me lower!''</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, ''Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?''</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Our hero stands up defiantly and says, ''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! </span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>If I go down, I go down in flames!!''</strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Luxsatview, post: 425174, member: 189622"] [B][FONT=Verdana][B]It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, ''Pierre, kiss me!!'' Our hero grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.[/B][/FONT][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]''What are you doing, Pierre?'' says the startled Marie.[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'' She smiles and they start kissing.[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, ''Pierre, kiss me lower.'' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]''Pierre! what are you doing?!'' asks the bewildered Marie.[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, ''Pierre, kiss me lower!''[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, ''Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?''[/FONT][/B][/B] [B][B][FONT=Verdana]Our hero stands up defiantly and says, ''I am Pierre the fighter pilot! [/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][B]If I go down, I go down in flames!!''[/B][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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