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Poetic Insults

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
Staff member
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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#1
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and you're lousy in bed.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
 

dig deep

Prince of Birthdays
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Dream7020 and AZ Elite and a few DM800
My Location
Sweden
#2
Looks like a nice love affair coming up :)
:eek:
 

Zorba

aka Skyman
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My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#3
)(-redYes very nice,except I already posted this last week,titled "romantic poems,not".
 

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
Staff member
Messages
21,439
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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
#4
Sorry zorba

The geek in me:-
1. Failed to read your post from last week
2. Failed to create an entry in my File Allocation Table
3. Failed to flash a copy for future reference

Just realised I should really be on NTFS by now not FAT
Whilst my brain is willing to accept the most modern operating systems available it has not enough disk space and RAM to allow reprogramming and updating to the latest specification thus allowing such anomolies to occur.
Perhaps if I fit myslf with an external USB drive part of my amnesia will be cured:toke: O-no