- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realise I was talking to the sheep."