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Prince Charles took up jogging. Every day, he'd
jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the kerbside .
'No! Five pounds!' he would fire back, just to shut her up.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her
for what was almost certain to follow.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a
daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell,
'One hundred and Fifty pounds!' He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'
One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband
on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the
working woman's street corner, Prince Charles
realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla
would wonder what he'd really been doing on all
his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past the corner, he became even more apprehensive
than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker.
He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, 'See
what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?'
jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the kerbside .
'No! Five pounds!' he would fire back, just to shut her up.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her
for what was almost certain to follow.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a
daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell,
'One hundred and Fifty pounds!' He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'
One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband
on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the
working woman's street corner, Prince Charles
realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla
would wonder what he'd really been doing on all
his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past the corner, he became even more apprehensive
than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker.
He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, 'See
what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?'
