Prison or Work

PaulR

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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
WORK: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

PRISON: you get three meals a day fully paid for
WORK: you get a break for one meal and you have ! to pay for it

PRISON: you get time off for good behavior
WORK: you get more work for good behavior

PRISON: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

PRISON: you can watch TV and play games
WORK: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

PRISON: you get your own toilet
WORK: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit
WORK: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

PRISON: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

PRISON: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out!
WORK: you spend most of yo ur time wanting to get out and go inside bars

PRISON: you must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK: they are called managers

Has the world gone mad?
 
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