pub and sausage



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south west uk
Mick and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money,all together they came to a staggering 50 pence.

Mick said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage.

Paul 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all' Mick 'Don't worry - just follow me' and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's' Paul 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in -we haven't got any money!!'

Mick 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers'

They had their drinks and Mick said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go on your knees and put it in your mouth'

Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.

At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this any longer - I am pissed and my knees are killing me'

Mick 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub!!