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A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a s_x therapist's office. The Therapist asks, 'What can I do for you? The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The Therapist raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the s_x therapist to watch again.
The s_x therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50 and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................
The Therapist raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the s_x therapist to watch again.
The s_x therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50 and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................