Redneck Humour??!?!?!

T_G

The Consumate Dreamer
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My Satellite Setup
1 GigaBlue Quad plus, 1 Dreambox 5620, MOTECK SG2100A DISEqC Motor, 120 cm noname offset dish, Humax 95 cm offset dish and a few UK digiboxes.
My Location
Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
The young Arkansas groom screeches his truck to a halt in front
of his pappy's house the morning after his honeymoon. He slams
the door and walks up to the front porch where his pappy is
whittling in his rocker.

Pappy says, "Well how'd it go last night boy?"

"I'm gonna have to leave her pa," he says, "she's a virgin"

"Well I don't blame ya boy," pa says, "if she ain't good enough
for her own family then she sure ain't good enough for ours!"


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!??
 
I have often wondered about the screeching cars at night whenever there has been a wedding around here. O-no
 
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