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Abe has a job that takes him everywhere and he frequently has problems
finding a synagogue in some of the towns he visits. He figures God is everywhere and so he decides to go into a church to worship. He takes out his tallis, puts on his yarmulke, and proceeds to pray.
The Priest comes in and wants to start the Services, and having heard the
whispers from some of his congregants, he stands up and says …
" Will all non Catholics please leave."
Abe goes right on davening.
Next request, "Will all non Catholics please leave."
Nobody moves. Nobody responds.
Finally, the Priest gets up and says," Will ALL JEWS please leave!"
At this Abe gets up, folds his tallis, takes off his yarmulke and puts them away. Then he goes to the altar and picks up a statue of the baby Jesus and says the immortal words:
"Come bubbela, they don't want us here anymore."
finding a synagogue in some of the towns he visits. He figures God is everywhere and so he decides to go into a church to worship. He takes out his tallis, puts on his yarmulke, and proceeds to pray.
The Priest comes in and wants to start the Services, and having heard the
whispers from some of his congregants, he stands up and says …
" Will all non Catholics please leave."
Abe goes right on davening.
Next request, "Will all non Catholics please leave."
Nobody moves. Nobody responds.
Finally, the Priest gets up and says," Will ALL JEWS please leave!"
At this Abe gets up, folds his tallis, takes off his yarmulke and puts them away. Then he goes to the altar and picks up a statue of the baby Jesus and says the immortal words:
"Come bubbela, they don't want us here anymore."