An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: 'You used to hold my hand when we were courting.' Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: 'Then you used to kiss me.' Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: 'Then you used to bite my Neck.'
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. 'Where are you going?' she asked.
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"To get my teeth!"
Ain't love sweet!
She said: 'You used to hold my hand when we were courting.' Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: 'Then you used to kiss me.' Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: 'Then you used to bite my Neck.'
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. 'Where are you going?' she asked.
.
.
.
.
"To get my teeth!"
Ain't love sweet!