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Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and
dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and
both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The
fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to
ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it
was one of the horses."
dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and
both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The
fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State do their best to
ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it
was one of the horses."