s_x problem

hoggy

Regular Member
My Satellite Setup
technomate 1500ci+motorised
My Location
london
Guy goes 2 the Doc's & says "Doc I've got a s_x problem." the Doc asks "What's up?" so the guy says "Well first of all my wife wakes me at 5am for a 2 hour session before work." the Doc nods & is about 2 speak when the guy says "That's not all, on the train 2 work there's a blonde conductress who lets me off paying if I do her." "I see" says the Doc. "No U don't, cos then at work I've gotta do my female boss just 2 keep my job. My secretary so she won't blab about me doing the boss, the waitress at the local restaurant so she'll keep our table, the conductress on the way home & then my wife the minute I get in the door." quite taken aback the Doc asks "So what exactly is the problem?", "Well" says the guy "It hurts when I w*nk."
 
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