waverider
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- My Satellite Setup
- Protek 9750 HD IP, Spiderbox 9000HD. Cryptik Digital H-H Mount with1.2m Oval Dish and a box in the garage consisting of 2 obsolete STBs, various Cards and a couple of cams!
- My Location
- South East England
A young woman stowaway was found on a ship and taken to the captain. "How long have you been here?" the captain asked.
"Ten days," replied the woman. "I'm trying to get to the Far East."
"And how have you survived all that time?"
"Well, your second officer has been very kind," explained the woman. "He has given me a meal every night and let me sleep in his cabin."
"Has he demanded anything in return?"
"Well, he's been taking advantage of me," the woman whispered.
"I'd certainly say he has." replied the captain. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."
"Ten days," replied the woman. "I'm trying to get to the Far East."
"And how have you survived all that time?"
"Well, your second officer has been very kind," explained the woman. "He has given me a meal every night and let me sleep in his cabin."
"Has he demanded anything in return?"
"Well, he's been taking advantage of me," the woman whispered.
"I'd certainly say he has." replied the captain. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."