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GUNERDOO

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My Satellite Setup
Windows Vista
My Location
The North
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN and proud of it -
I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin and antacid.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, Medicare, dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like........

I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the Key to it. O-zzz
 

PaulR

Dazed and Confused Admin
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My Location
Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
Most of those are a bit too close to home already...:-rofl2U-zzz
 
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