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The boss was financially cash strapped so simply had to fire somebody, he narrowed it down to one of two people:
Was it to be Jenny or Jack?
It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he arbitrarily decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Jenny came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
"Jenny, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."


"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."
 

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